Here are the rants, opinions, musings and myriad insane ramblings of one slightly crazed SubGenius preacher man. Light up a bowl of Frop and stay awhile.
In a previous post, I blogged about a study that was done by the University of Cambridge regarding how extremists think. A second study by researchers at Ohio State University confirms what most reasonable people already knew. Conservatives are filled with gullible, credulous idiots that won't believe verified facts but every moronic conspiracy theory is embraced like it was carved onto stone tablets by God himself. Here's the video.
What more is there to say? And the worst part about it is that there are people like Trump, the GOP, Fox News, Newsmax and OAN that take advantage of these poor dumb motherfuckers in order to advance their agenda of undermining democracy. These cocksuckers talk like they're patriots when they're nothing more than manipulative propaganda monkeys. The only people they want to enjoy freedom is themselves. The rest of us can go to fucking Hell. And when I say us, I'm including the average MAGA maggot. If they think, even for a nanosecond, that their enablers are working on their behalf, they're sadly mistaken. They're being conned into supporting fascism and these people are stupid enough to do it in the name of "freedom".
Well it's official, the Doomsday Clock is the closest to midnight it's been since the clock was first created. Right now we're 100 seconds to midnight. This is largely due to climate and nuclear war. And who do we have to thank for, at least, some of that? Our Cheeto haired shit stain of a president and the feckless cunts that make up the GOP.
Trump's impeachment trial ended with him being acquitted. The obsequious sycophants that comprise the GOP voted to have no new evidence or witnesses at the trial and Trump himself ordered his staff to ignore subpoenas. They've basically given Trump carte blanche to do whatever the fuck he feels like for the rest of his term in office. His reign of terror has just begun. The GOP has become little more than pussy whipped gimps answering to his beck and call.
The coronavirus unleashed in China is wrecking havoc. The Chinese Communist Party spent seven months covering up news about the virus instead of taking steps to contain it. They silenced doctors in Wuhan and arrested critics of their efforts to contain the virus. The death toll has now exceeded that of the SARS outbreak of 2003. How long it will take to contain the coronavirus and bring an end to outbreak is unknown at this time.
Robert Bowers: 11 dead, 6 injured. Gregory Alan Bush: 2 dead.
More people dead and just like the Las Vegas massacre, nothing will be done. The NRA and the Fox Propaganda Network will do everything in their power to make these shootings go away. I'm getting real tired of these motherfuckers.
On a different note, Cesar Sayoc, a rabid Trump supporter, has been accused of sending pipe bombs to prominent Democrats, liberals and the news media. The targets have been those regarded by Trump as his enemies. Trump's response and the response of other right wing shit mongers has been par for the course. With the exception of Vice President Pence, no one on the right has expressed concern for those targeted by the bombs. They're claiming the bombs are false flag attacks designed to swing the midterm elections in the Democrats favor. While Trump has done a generalized, perfunctory condemnation of the attacks, his tweets reveal his real thoughts. He's in favor of the violence so long as it serves his purpose and targets his enemies. We have to remember that this prick praised a congressman for assaulting a reporter as well as encouraging violence against protesters both while running for president and after he was elected. The only way Trump would denounce violence and mean it is if it were targeting him or his family. Even then he'd find some way to blame the Democrats for it. Trump and the right wing media call for unity while simultaneously riling up their bases with hate filled rhetoric then they wonder why the country is so divided. The Alt-Right is full of shit mongering fucktards and the GOP has nothing more than power mad maggots running it. The only voice of reason the GOP had among them, Sen. John McCain, has sadly passed away.
Once again, the Catholic Church is embroiled in a sex abuse scandal. This time it's happening in Pennsylvania. It seems these sanctimonious pedophiles have been at it for quite some time. The events in Pennsylvania have led to New York and New Jersey investigating their dioceses for possible sex abuse. Add to this the sexual abuse scandals in Ireland and other countries and the scandal is pretty much worldwide. And to rub more salt into the wound, the Church has made it their business to cover up the crimes of their child raping brethren rather than protect the children. They're even fighting a bill that would extend the Statute of Limitations in regards to child abuse cases.
I'm so tired of these pious motherfuckers and their two faced bullshit. These pricks rail against consensual homosexual relationships as being sinful and against God's will while they're molesting and raping children and covering it up. They look down their collective noses at the rest of us and have the temerity to think they have the right to judge us. They can't take the moral high ground anymore. It seems to me that the Church is in need of a serious beat-down.
First and foremost, there should be no statute of limitations in regards to crimes like pedophilia, child molestation and rape. The fact that some of the accused priests can no longer be prosecuted because of it pisses me off to no end. Second, any priests convicted of these crimes or of covering them up, need to thrown out of the Church and into prison. Third, Church property needs to be seized and sold at auction with the proceeds going to SNAP. And fourth, people need to stop donating to the Church. Who knows how much of their donations have gone into protecting the child molesters in their ranks? There are plenty of worthy charities to give your money. Don't give it to these malignant perverts.
Personally, I'd like to see these fuckers get what they really deserve, a massive ass raping. Here's how it would work. You lock up those individuals convicted of these crimes or of covering them up. A timer that they can't see randomly determines a time from 10 minutes to 24 hours. When said timer goes off, the prisoner is locked into a machine that fucks him in the ass for a random period of time. Once the machine is finished, they will be taken back to their cells and the timer reset. The fact that they'll never know how long it will be between ass rapings will add nice bit of psychological torment to the proceedings. I had considered having them get ass raped by a Coke bottle like the Khmer Rouge did to prisoners. It would have added the additional psychological effect that once their sentence was over and they were free, they would be reminded of what they went through every time they saw a Coke display. But I like Coke and wouldn't want them associated with ass raping.
I'm going to end this post with a couple of YouTube videos regarding these events. The first one details what is currently know about the case and the other is of right wing homophobe and Church defender, Bill Donohue, blaming gays for the sex abuse scandal.
Nikolas Cruz, 17 dead.
Once again, more lives have been lost to gun violence and once again, the NRA blames everything and everyone except guns and themselves. The leadership of the NRA has been taken over by lunatic fringe of gun zealots. These motherfuckers regard guns as sacred relics and victims of gun violence are little more than blood sacrifices on their Second Amendment altar. NRA shill Dana Loesch lied on live TV by claiming that the NRA supports background checks. The funny thing is, there was a time when the NRA supported gun control.
But things are changing. The once, seemingly unassailable NRA is facing a backlash against its policies. But that hasn't stopped the right wing conspiracy nuts and media outlets from lying about the shootings. They claim that 'crisis actors' are being used by the liberals to push their anti-gun agenda. They've also stated that some of the mass shootings were false flag attacks orchestrated by the 'Deep State'. This goes to show how truly stupid and gullible some of these right wing assholes truly are. Sadly these dumb fucks have been given a platform from which to spew their delusional by social media outlets and the idiots at Fox News, Breitbart and InfoWars. More false flag related articles can be found here.
The NRA is simply part of a human centipede like creature. At the head end, we have the gun manufacturers. Attached to their asshole is the mouth of the leadership of the NRA. Sucking their shit is the GOP followed by the right wing media outlets and finally ending with the poor, dumb, gullible right wing conspiracy mental cases.
Despite the efforts of the public at large to get meaningful gun control legislation passed, I don't see this happening. The Florida House rejected a gun bill but went on to declare pornography a health risk. Some Republicans are using the Parkland shooting to violate the Establishment Clause by trying to pass laws that will allow Ten Commandments statues to be displayed on public land. What a waste of fucking time.
Mark James Robert Essex, 9 dead, 13 wounded. James Oliver Huberty, 21 dead, 19 wounded. George Hennard, 23 dead, 27 wounded. Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold, 13 dead, 21 wounded. Syed Rizwan Farook and Tashfeen Malik, 14 dead, 22 wounded. James Eagan Holmes, 12 dead, 70 wounded. Wade Michael Page, 6 dead, 4 wounded. Charles Joseph Whitman, 16 dead, 31 wounded. Stephen Paddock, 58 dead, 489 wounded. Dylann Storm Roof, 9 dead, 1 wounded. Omar Mateen, 49 dead, 58 wounded. Adam Lanza, 27 dead.
This is just a short list of some of the perpetrators of mass shootings in America. America has more mass shootings than any other country. For more information on this and a more complete list of American mass shootings, look here. After the Las Vegas shooting the Republicans, the White House and Fox News offered a bunch of hollow platitudes and meaningless prayers while claiming that now is not the time to be politicizing events like this. Of course, for them, the topic of gun control is always off limits because they're all lap dogs of the NRA, GOA, the gun lobby and the gun manufacturers. They have the power to do something. The fact that they do nothing is a clear indication that they care nothing about the victims. All they care about is money and power. These callous motherfuckers would rather lick the shit out of Wayne LaPierre's ass crack for campaign cash than make any effort to control gun violence here in America. How many people have to die or be wounded in attacks like these before they stop sitting with their collective thumbs up their asses and do something about it? It should be noted that the NRA supports new rules regarding bump stock devices.
After more than 60 attempts to repeal the Affordable Care Act (ACA), the Republicans have finally revealed their healthcare plan. This plan, called the American Health Care Reform Act of 2017 is their answer to the ACA. In typical Republican fashion, this bill sticks it to the poor, sick and elderly while giving massive tax cuts to the rich. Some questions and answers regarding the Repuclicans health care plan can be found here. Needless to say, the majority of people disapprove of the plan. Senate Republicans still don't like the plan and the CBO reports that while premium costs for young, healthy people would go down, for many others, like the elderly and those with pre existing conditions, the rates will increase significantly.
Trump and the Republicans seem to love fucking over the average American citizen while dumping large sums of money into the pockets of the extremely wealthy. Trump's budget asks for deep cuts to social programs and Medicaid while providing tax cuts that benefit primarily himself and the top 1% of the wealthiest Americans and corporations. The people that elected this tangerine turd blossom are the very people he's screwing over the most. And, to make matters worse, many of these idiots will likely vote for him again should he run for reelection in 2020.
Rich, white, Christian, conservative, straight, cisgender and male. This is the ideal Republican constituent. The closer you are to this ideal, the more likely it will be that they will lick the shit out of your asscrack in order to cater to you. The farther you are from this ideal, the more likely it is that they will pass laws depriving you of your rights, costing you more money and ruining the environment where you live. The reason Republicans are so gung-ho about repealing the Affordable Care Act is because it taxes the rich. Golden Showers pick to head the EPA, Scott Pruitt, frequently tries to undermine laws protecting the environment. Betsy DeVos, Golden Shower's choice for Education Secretary has proven woefully incompetent for the job she now has. The real reason she was appointed was so more federal tax money could end up funding Christian schools in violation of the Establishment Clause of the Constitution. They want to create a Christian nation in violation of Article 11 of the Treaty of Tripoli. Christian supremacists must be ecstatic over Golden Shower's pick. Steve Mnuchin, our new Treasury Secretary is exactly the kind of person Golden Shower railed against during his campaign. Wall Street looks to make massive profits under Trump's administration while the rest of us suffer. Conspiracy theorists Monica Crowley and Michael Flynn were picked to be the National Security Council's senior director of strategic communications and National Security Advisor respectively. Republicans only care about the average person during election time when they need their votes. The rest of the time they cater only to their ideal constituents. If the Supreme Court ever declares that money equals votes, they'll be able to ignore the average person completely.
...and calling it chocolate pudding. That's what Trump a.k.a. Golden Shower and his propaganda monkeys Sean Spicer and Kellyanne Conway are doing to America. Their disinformation campaign is trying to rewrite history in order to suit Golden Shower's fragile ego. Conway has called for Trump's media critics to be fired. When it was thought that the Quebec mosque attack was committed by a Moroccan Muslim, Spicer made it a point to mention this to the media in order to justify Golden Shower's Muslim ban. When it was revealed that the attack was, in fact, committed by a white French Canadian, both he and Golden Shower ignored it. Of course, Fox News, right wing propaganda monkeys all, joined in the spreading of the disinformation. White supremacists groups are celebrating the fact that Golden Shower is removing them from the Countering Violent Extremism (CVE) program. Steve Bannon, racist Breitbart fuckwad, has made it clear that the media will listen to Sean Spicer and like it.
Trump is little more than a racist, misogynistic, homophobic narcissist suffering from delusions of grandeur. Anyone with dissenting views becomes the object of his wrath. This piss colored fuckwad wants to be God King Emperor for life of the United States and expects everyone to goose step in unison at his every proclamation. Sadly, Paul Ryan and other Republicans have proven to be little more than craven pathetic lackeys to our piss colored President. Orwell's Ministry of Truth is alive and well and exists in Trump's America. We are well and truly fucked.
A couple of new things have been pissing me off lately. First off is a spoiled, arrogant, elitist little cocktard named Brock Turner. This degenerate spawn of upperclass inbreeding received a six month sentence for raping a young woman at Stanford University. Where exactly is the justice in that sentence? All this little slap on the wrist is going to do is convince him that money and power will let him pretty much get away with anything. It seemed like too many people, including Judge Aaron Persky and Brock's father are worried about what effect this will have on him and his future and they don't give a flying fuck about the victim.
Here's the punishment Brock needs for his "20 minutes of action". First, you wind some rusty, shit encrusted razor wire around his genitals and tighten the loop until they're removed completely. The only medical treatment he receives for this is cauterization of the wound to stop any bleeding. Next, he needs to learn that rape is bad by being gang raped on a daily basis for six months. Please note that none of the people raping him will be checked for STDs. After all, why should we show him any consideration? He obviously didn't show any to his victim. In between gang rapes, his ass will be plugged with the classic glass Coca Cola bottle. That way when he's out and about after his sentence he'll be periodically reminded that rape is still bad.
My second rant concerns the Orlando shooting at the Pulse night club. Like all the other mass shootings that have taken place in this country, this one will result in nothing substantial getting done regarding gun control. Despite a 25 hour sit in by House Democrats, no compromise could be reached regarding the 4 gun bills that came up in the Senate. Why? Here's my theory on this matter. First off, too many Republicans are licking the shit out of Wayne LaPierre's ass crack in order to get NRA campaign cash. Second, Wayne LaPierre is licking the shit out of the ass cracks of his masters, the gun manufacturers. The gun manufacturers want these mass shootings to happen because it's good for business. They want people scared because scared people are more likely to buy guns. They also want to keep drumming home the lie that any form of gun control is just the government's way of eventually confiscating everyone's guns. As long as the gun zealots have their way, nothing will get done.
While we're on the subject, it should be noted that the Orlando shooting took place at a gay night club. Most, if not all the victims were gay. Have you noticed how Conservatives went out of their way to avoid mentioning this fact? I get the feeling that deep down inside, these bigoted fuckwads were happy that the LGBTQ community was targeted. Most can't admit that openly for fear of repercussions, but they were secretly enjoying what happened. What do you expect from a group that routinely tries to pass laws that discriminate against the LGBTQ community?
The strongly right wing Tea Party fucktard segment of Christianity is getting their bowels in an uproar again. First it was the antics of Bible bigot, Kim Davis, who decided to force her religious beliefs off on everyone else by refusing to do her job and grant marriage licenses to same sex couples. Now we have the much ado about nothing uproar over Starbucks plain red holiday cup that's been initiated by con man and syphilitic brain tumor, Joshua Feuerstein. This living abortion is stirring up controversy for the sole purpose of getting the stupid, ignorant and brain dead right wing Christian religious zealots to send him money. The worst part is he'll probably get it. As the linked article states, Capt. Fuckwad here begged his followers for $20,000 in order to buy a new camera that he absolutely needed. He never bought said camera but, as you can see by the photos, he bought a lot of nice things for himself. Naturally, the fascist fucks at Fox News jumped on this story as proof that the War on Christmas is real and all those nasty secularists, humanists, atheists, Democrats and other elements of the Great Left Wing Conspiracy are trying to ruin it for them.
The right wing Christian fucktard movement wants their privileges back. They want to be able to ram their religious views down everyone else's throats. They want the right to discriminate against anyone the Bible says they should hate. They want to plaster their religious symbols all over government buildings and land while denying other religions that same privilege. They pretty much want to do away with the Establishment Clause of the Constitution and turn the United States into a Christian theocracy.
Update: Joshua Feuerstein uploaded a video, which has since been removed, urging his followers to use violence against Planned Parenthood doctors and staff. This fucker needs to be in prison.
According to Michele Bachmann, the End of the World is nigh and all good Christians should rejoice! This poster child for mandatory lobotomies for the terminally stupid thinks that Pres. Obama's policies, gay rights and Iran possibly getting nuclear weapons is a sign that the End Times are coming soon. To make matters worse, there are a lot of people, primarily Tea Partiers, that listen to the vacuous babbling of Our Lady of the Empty Skull and believe every word of it. These insane religious fuckwads actually want all sorts of misery, pain and suffering to be inflicted on mankind because they believe they'll be magically Raptured up to Heaven before the shit hits the fan. What really worries me is that the more demented of these fuckwads might try to actively bring about the events the Bible says proceed the Rapture in order to speed the process. Won't that be loads of fun? I got news for them, if the shit does hit the fan like they want it to, they're going to be very disappointed when they find out they're not going to Heaven. They're going to be stuck here with the rest of us.
A recent study reported on by the Daily Kos, makes it clear what I've known for quite some time. Watching Fox News makes you stupid. What else did you expect from lying, fascist, propaganda monkeys? These misogynistic, homophobic, racist, sexist, hemorroids on the ass of society are only interested in spreading right wing lies and disinformation. They want their viewers to be ignorant and fearful because it makes them easier to manipulate. These fuckers needs to be culled from the rest of us and killed. 'Nuff said!
In another article fromThe Daily Kos, a group of vigilante nut jobs, in order to keep Central American children from crossing the border, decided to try and shut down the border. This pissed off the Mexican cartels who made it clear to the vigilantes "The cartel has people at every port listed...waiting for us, so I was told." Upon this revelation, all the vigilantes, except 5, bailed out of the event. These inbred, right wing, fucking retarded gun nuts talk big when they're up against unarmed children trying to cross the border but when threatened by a group that has considerable firepower and the wherewithal to use it against them, they shit their collective pants and haul ass for home. Of course this is to be expected from a group that would use their wives and children as human shields when confronted by government forces at Cliven Bundy's ranch. These people are racist, homophobic genetic defectives that barely qualify as sentient beings. They should all get together and find a place to hole up and remove their presence from civilized Americans. They are a blight on this great nation.
During the Super Bowl, Coca Cola aired a commercial of people singing America the Beautiful with some of the lyrics being sung in foreign languages. Naturally, this upset some dumbass, racist, homophobic jerk off motherfucking conservatives like Rush Limbaugh. How dare Coca Cola preach unity and tolerance! That goes against everything these conservative dick breaths stand for. They forget the fact that America is a nation composed almost entirely of immigrants. One of the sayings of this country is "E Pluribus Unum" (Out of many, one.). This article sums up some of the reasons why these assholes have their collective bowels in an uproar. After you've read that article, check out this brilliant response by anchorwoman Brenda Wood.
The Russian government has made it clear that it won't tolerate any pro LGBT demonstrations during the upcoming Winter Olympics. I say there should be all kinds of pro LGBT demonstrations at the Winter Olympics. Peaceful demonstrations only though. There should be pro LGBT symbols displayed everywhere. If Putin doesn't like it, he can shove it up his ass sideways with a dead cat. This fucking old school commie is going to have a hard time quelling protests with the whole world watching. Putin does have his supporters though. That old right wing religious zealot Pat Buchanan has been singing Putin's praises lately. This mentally defective product of an archaic and obsolete mindset has no place in a modern enlightened society. I get so tired of conservatives talking about constitutional rights when they're so intent on denying those rights to groups they don't care for.
