Republican Rebranding

The Republican Party is looking to change its image. They want to make themselves more appealing to minorities, women, young people etc.. Are they fucking kidding us? The party of homophobes, misogynists, anti-science, anti-education, racist, gun nut, religious zealots wants to appeal to more people? This is the party of the rich, by the rich and for the rich. Offer these assholes enough money and they will bend over backwards to suck your cock. Why do you think the gun regulation bill got shot down? The NRA stuck out its cash laden cock and they couldn't suck it fast or hard enough. If the GOP wants to make itself more appealing to a greater portion of the population, here's how they can do it. Disband. It's that simple. Pack up your bags, gather together your propaganda machine and get the fuck out. You clearly don't give a rat's ass about what the people want. You're too busy spreading your lies among your ignorant followers. If this country is to get ahead, you have to go. It's that simple.

The Senate and the NRA

Once again, the Senate has put a wealthy special interest group, the NRA, over the will of the people. They voted against bills that would call for universal background checks on gun purchases, an assault weapons ban and limiting the size of magazine clips. The senators responsible for killing these bills are clearly more interested in sucking the money spewing cocks of the higher ups in the NRA than they are exercising the will of the people. Even the majority of the NRA membership is in favor of these bills but the rulers of the NRA have their collective heads buried so far up the Gun Lobby's ass, they're incapable of listening to their members. This is why the government is so fucked up. They're more interested in money and power than they are in governing properly. This government is a plutocracy, not a democracy. As long as wealthy groups and individuals can buy the government, the rest of us will continue to get fucked anally with a razor wire dildo.

Islam and Porn

"Data collected by Alexa, a subsidiary of Amazon.com that tracks Web traffic around the world, revealed that pornographic sites were among the most visited Internet destinations in Egypt, Tunisia and Lebanon. Five porn sites in Egypt and Lebanon, and seven in Tunisia, broke the list of the top 100 most visited sites in each country, according to Al Arabiya. Two pornographic sites ranked in the top 25 most visited in Egypt. Pornography is forbidden in much of the Islamic world, and Egypt banned online porn last week. Yet some critics said that people will find ways to get their porn fix regardless of government prohibitions." The above quote is from the Huffington Post web site. Don't you just love religious hypocrisy? It seems that when it comes to porn, many followers of Islam are like the followers of Christ. They rant and rave about how porn is evil and that only the morally lax would ever indulge in it then they go home and spend all kinds of time viewing it. Jimmy Swaggart got caught not once, but twice, with porno mags in his possession. Osama bin Laden had porn in his compound. I have nothing against most porn. The only types of porn that should be banned are child porn, necrophilia related porn and bestiality related porn. That stuff is just fucking sick. Most of the rest of it falls into one of two categories, stuff I really like and stuff I don't really get but consider harmless. Despite our delusions of grandeur, we're just animals and like the other animals we have sexual urges. However, being intellectually sophisticated animals, our sexual urges get linked to a wide variety of fetishes and the like. We try to distance ourselves from the other animals but we're not much better than they are and in many ways we're far, far worse. Religionists are especially guilty of delusions of grandeur. They think that they're better than everyone else because they follow such and such religion, but the reality is most are simply hypocrites. Look hard enough and you'll find they're not so squeaky clean.

Steubenville Rape Case

The two teens, Trent Mays, 17, and Ma’lik Richmond, 16, convicted of raping a teenage girl are getting quite a bit of sympathy from the press. Everyone is worried about them being branded sex offenders and how this will affect their future playing football. The press has all this sympathy for these convicted rapists and none for the teenage girl they raped. Does anyone else see the problem here? These two dumb motherfuckers threw their lives and future careers away doing something they knew was wrong. I have no sympathy for them. Rot in jail, you stupid pricks. I hope, I pray that their sex offender status ruins their lives forever. Maybe then they'll get the message. The girl's mistake in this whole matter was getting so drunk that she rendered herself incapable of fighting them off. Then here's the matter of the people that posted videos online regarding this incident. Didn't they know what was going on? They seemed more interested in posting videos than in helping the girl. Are they party to the crime? Should they be prosecuted for their part in all this?

A P.T.T. Moment

For me, Valentine's Day is a day I can ignore with impunity. I don't have to buy any gifts, watch chick flicks or do anything even remotely romantic. I can be a self centered prick and get away with it. Most guys can't pull that off. They have to make nice with their significant others and play their little love games. And if they fail, no sex, probably for quite a while if they really screw things up. Me? I have no one so I never have to play these silly little romantic games. Not now, not ever. Not being in a relationship means doing what I want when I want. It means I don't have to run the gauntlet of her friends to see if I meet up to their standards. The same goes for her relatives. I don't have to worry about what she'll think of my eccentricities and fetishes because she doesn't exist. Yup, I've got it made. This polishing the turd moment has been brought to you by the Malkavian Madness Network. All madness, all the time.

Religious Idiocy

Last Saturday's paper had three short articles in it of a religious nature and yesterday's paper had one. In the first one Amish leader, Samuel Mullet Sr., was found guilty of being the ringleader in a series of hair and beard cutting attacks against fellow members of his faith that defied or denounced his hold over the splinter group he started in 1995. So much for the image of peaceful Amish people. Story two hails from Kano, Nigeria where gunmen belonging to a radical Islamic sect shot and killed at least nine women that were taking part in a polio vaccination drive. Apparently clerics there once claimed that the vaccines were part of a Western plot to sterilize young girls. This is similar to the statements Michelle Bachman made that the HPV vaccine caused mental retardation. Story three takes place in Port Moresby, Papua New Guinea where 20 year old mother, Kepari Leniata was accused of sorcery by relatives of a six year old boy who died in a hospital. She was tortured with a hot iron rod, bound, doused with gasoline, and then set alight on a pile of car tires and trash. Despite happening in broad daylight and in front of hundreds of eyewitnesses, no suspects have been picked up yet. Apparently, witchcraft is often blamed for unexplained misfortunes and sorcery has traditionally been countered by sorcery. Lately, however, responses to allegations of witchcraft have become increasingly violent in recent years. Our last tale comes from Egypt where women protesters and journalists walking in Tahrir Square have been sexually assaulted by gangs of men. It seems that Egyptian society still isn't ready to grant equality to women. In late January, the United Nations had received 25 reports of assaults on women in Tahrir Square in a single week - 19 in a single day. Earlier this month, a public gang rape of two young women was caught on video. The articles author, Reem Abdellatif, was subjected to uninvited remarks about her breasts and body while moving through crowds of men. Some men and self proclaimed Islamists won't look women in the eye because they believe looking at a woman's face is sinful and invites sexual desire. These are just some of the atrocities committed by so called believers. They get their bowels in an uproar whenever something offends their delicate religious sensibilities and they lash out with violence. These moronic twits still believe in sorcery and miracles. Some followers of Islam are apparently unable to control their sexual urges to the point where the simple act of looking at a woman's face gives them terminal boners. And instead of facing up to their own inadequacies, they blame the women and gang rape them. So much for following the Quran.

You're Welcome Ladies

To all you ladies out there that are tired of less than ideal guys hitting on you, you can rest assured that I never will. I'm well aware of the fact that you want nothing to do with me so I leave you all alone. I know all too well that there are a lot of self deluded guys out there that think they can get any woman they want when, in fact, all they do is make you sick to your stomach. They just don't get the hint that you don't want them around. These omega males actually think that they're somebody. I'm not that fucking stupid. I'm fully aware of my nonentity status. I know that I don't stand a chance in the dating scene so I don't waste your time or mine. I leave you ladies alone so you can find a suitable person to hook up with and for that, you're welcome.