War on Christmas Redux pt. 2: Elitist Christian Zealot Assholes

  An article in Happenings magazine tells of a Phoenix Salvation Army bell ringer being assaulted by a woman outside of a Walmart because she said "Happy Holidays" instead of "Merry Christmas". Can you believe the unmitigated gall of this elitist Christian cunt? Every year at this time, the fascists fucks at Fox News whine about people not kissing their religion's ass, with tongue, because they say "Happy Holidays" instead of "Merry Christmas". They act like saying "Happy Holidays" to them is the equivalent of skull fucking the baby Jesus in front of a bunch of preschoolers. These people, who rant and rave that Muslims are trying to impose Sharia law upon everyone, think nothing of imposing their religious views on everyone. They really need to get over themselves and realize they're not the center of the universe.

The War on Christmas Redux

  Every year during the Christmas season we get people like Bill O'Reilly, Sarah Palin and Fox News in general whining about how the big bad secularists aren't letting Christians plant nativity scenes all over public land. I'm tired of Christians whining that they're not allowed to ram their beliefs down everyone else's throats in violation of the Establishment Clause. Let me make this clear for the Christian apologists out there. THE GOVERNMENT MUST REMAIN NEUTRAL IN REGARDS TO RELIGION!!! It can't favor one religion over the others or favor atheism over religion (or religion over atheism). It's the Establishment Clause that allows U.S. citizens to worship as they see fit. Stop wiping your collective asses with the Constitution every time it inconveniences you, you fucking moronic elitist assholes!! This country belongs to all of us, not just you!!

Halloween Costumes

Halloween will soon be here. It's one of my favorite holidays. I enjoy the fantasy of it. I like seeing the costumes people wear. From time to time, I've dressed up for Halloween. I dressed up as King Diamond for a party some years back and last year I was the wrestler Mankind at Glenn's party. When I do dress up, I don't do cute. I can't stand cute costumes unless kids are wearing them. I'd rather wear something scary, cool or unusual. I also like costumes that hide who I am. Something with a really cool mask. Zentai make great Halloween costumes because they make you anonymous. Not all the zentai designs are to my liking though. Patterns that would make me look like an oversized puppy I won't wear. The same goes for zentai sporting animal ears and a tail. And the garment must cover my entire body. Once it's zipped up, there must be no openings. Granted this makes it harder to see and I'd have to unmask to eat anything, but I like being totally hidden. I ordered two more zentais recently. The order was placed mid October but it was delayed due to the Halloween rush. My original order was for a desert camouflage design for one and a cracked earth design for the other. Unfortunately, Zentai Box can no longer get the cracked earth design. I replaced it with a blue and white wavy striped pattern. It had a sort of cold themed supervillain vibe to it. Because of the problems I had with the metallic zentai I ordered a while back, they said they'd give me a discount. I asked them if they'd give me a free black metallic hood instead and they agreed. I also got another discount because the blue and white wavy striped zentai costs a little more than the cracked earth design. And the great thing is they suggested this design as a replacement. I can't wait for the order to arrive. It will be a great birthday present. Mike

Manufactured Holidays

I hate manufactured holidays like Sweetest Day. The only reason it exists is to sell cards, candy and crap like that. Isn't Valentine's Day enough? And the burden for all this shit is on the guy, never the woman. Why does the guy constantly have to put up with this? If he really loves her, she knows it. All this commercial crap doesn't change that. Of course, all this is coming from a bitter, lonely cynic. Holidays like this remind me of the fact that I have no one in my life. My present situation makes the prospect of that changing unlikely. By the time I get my life straightened out, I'll be too old to even consider starting a relationship.