Showing posts with label X-Day. Show all posts
Showing posts with label X-Day. Show all posts

Monday, July 5, 2021

Happy X-Day!!

   As all SubGenii are aware, July 5th is X-Day. This is the day when all loyal followers of J.R. "Bob" Dobbs will be Ruptured and join the Xists and the Sex Goddesses on their space ships. Of course this hasn't happened yet.

  My Loot Crate Demogorgon arrived a while back. I've placed it with my 4th edition Orcus, the Balrog and my Colossal Red Dragon minis. Here's a pic.

  My 4th of July was uneventful. I worked the early part of the day taking care of people's orders. I came home and had some brats and potato salad and laid down for a while. The Black Widow movie is finally hitting theaters after being delayed several times by the pandemic. I really want to see it. 
  

Friday, July 5, 2013

Happy X-Day

Today is X-Day, the day when all SubGenii hope that the Rupture will occur. If everything works out according to "Bob's" plan, the saucers of the Sex Goddesses will arrive and all dues paying SubGenii will taken off this insignificant little dirtball and the Pinks, Glorps and Mediocretins will suffer the wrath of the Xists. If things don't work out, I'll be heading off to work, ekeing out my Slackless life as a wage slave to the Conspiracy. Whether via the Rupture or via death, at some point in time, I'll be delivered from this world and taken to the Final Punchline. Praise "Bob"!! Hail Connie!! Beware the Grin of NHGH!! Rev. Mike, SubGenius preacher, Jedi minister, Discordian and Pastafarian. Leader and sole member of the Fellowship of The Eternal Dobbs Pipe clench