Happy X-Day

Today is X-Day, the day when all SubGenii hope that the Rupture will occur. If everything works out according to "Bob's" plan, the saucers of the Sex Goddesses will arrive and all dues paying SubGenii will taken off this insignificant little dirtball and the Pinks, Glorps and Mediocretins will suffer the wrath of the Xists. If things don't work out, I'll be heading off to work, ekeing out my Slackless life as a wage slave to the Conspiracy. Whether via the Rupture or via death, at some point in time, I'll be delivered from this world and taken to the Final Punchline. Praise "Bob"!! Hail Connie!! Beware the Grin of NHGH!! Rev. Mike, SubGenius preacher, Jedi minister, Discordian and Pastafarian. Leader and sole member of the Fellowship of The Eternal Dobbs Pipe clench