War on Christmas Redux pt. 2: Elitist Christian Zealot Assholes

  An article in Happenings magazine tells of a Phoenix Salvation Army bell ringer being assaulted by a woman outside of a Walmart because she said "Happy Holidays" instead of "Merry Christmas". Can you believe the unmitigated gall of this elitist Christian cunt? Every year at this time, the fascists fucks at Fox News whine about people not kissing their religion's ass, with tongue, because they say "Happy Holidays" instead of "Merry Christmas". They act like saying "Happy Holidays" to them is the equivalent of skull fucking the baby Jesus in front of a bunch of preschoolers. These people, who rant and rave that Muslims are trying to impose Sharia law upon everyone, think nothing of imposing their religious views on everyone. They really need to get over themselves and realize they're not the center of the universe.

Phil Robertson, Fucking Christian Hate Mongering Bigot

  Many opinions have been expressed regarding comments made by Duck Dynasty star, Phil Robertson. A lot of people, most likely fellow right wingers, are defending him and claiming that his free speech rights are being trampled upon. So let's take a look at what he said shall we?

1. Robertson thinks black Americans were treated just fine in the Jim Crow-era South, and that they were happy there. "I never, with my eyes, saw the mistreatment of any black person. Not once. Where we lived was all farmers. The blacks worked for the farmers. I hoed cotton with them. I’m with the blacks, because we’re white trash. We’re going across the field.... They’re singing and happy. I never heard one of them, one black person, say, ‘I tell you what: These doggone white people’—not a word!... Pre-entitlement, pre-welfare, you say: Were they happy? They were godly; they were happy; no one was singing the blues."
2. Robertson thinks the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor because they didn't believe in Jesus. "All you have to do is look at any society where there is no Jesus. I’ll give you four: Nazis, no Jesus. Look at their record. Uh, Shintos? They started this thing in Pearl Harbor. Any Jesus among them? None. Communists? None. Islamists? Zero. That’s eighty years of ideologies that have popped up where no Jesus was allowed among those four groups. Just look at the records as far as murder goes among those four groups."
3. Robertson hates gay people. Robertson in 2010: "Women with women, men with men, they committed indecent acts with one another, and they received in themselves the due penalty for their perversions. They’re full of murder, envy, strife, hatred. They are insolent, arrogant, God-haters. They are heartless, they are faithless, they are senseless, they are ruthless. They invent ways of doing evil."

  First off, he needs to get his facts straight. Hitler and the Nazis believed in God and Jesus. Hitler thought he was doing the Lord's work when it came to exterminating the Jews. He also fails to take into account all the atrocities committed in the Lord's name by His believers. Funny how Christians
always seem to forget about them. He, apparently, has also never spoken to any blacks that lived in
the Jim Crow era South in order to find out just how happy they really were. Chances are their opinions of that era will differ widely from his. And this motherfucking bigoted delusional hate mongering cocksucker just plain despises gay people. He claims that homosexuality leads to bestiality. That's like saying becoming a Christian preacher leads to pedophilia. By the way, isn't Mr. Robertson an ordained preacher? He possesses the same rabid, irrational hatred of them that the Nazis have for the Jews and the Klan has for blacks. And, by the way, you moronic little dipshit, the Klan was one of the reasons why things were so bad for blacks in the Jim Crow era South. Study some fucking history, asshole. While the First Amendment does guarantee free speech rights, it doesn't allow you to defame an entire group of people. It also doesn't mean that A&E has to give you a platform to spew your verbal diarrhea either. Do the world a favor Mr. Robertson, crawl under a rock and die.

The War on Christmas Redux

  Every year during the Christmas season we get people like Bill O'Reilly, Sarah Palin and Fox News in general whining about how the big bad secularists aren't letting Christians plant nativity scenes all over public land. I'm tired of Christians whining that they're not allowed to ram their beliefs down everyone else's throats in violation of the Establishment Clause. Let me make this clear for the Christian apologists out there. THE GOVERNMENT MUST REMAIN NEUTRAL IN REGARDS TO RELIGION!!! It can't favor one religion over the others or favor atheism over religion (or religion over atheism). It's the Establishment Clause that allows U.S. citizens to worship as they see fit. Stop wiping your collective asses with the Constitution every time it inconveniences you, you fucking moronic elitist assholes!! This country belongs to all of us, not just you!!

Cryptozooic & Paranormal TV Shows

  What is it with all these shows about ghosts and Bigfoot and the like? There a complete waste of time. All they consist of is a bunch of people running around like fucking morons while being filmed by low light cameras. No meaningful evidence is ever collected. And it's like this every episode. How do these shows get on TV? One of the latest shows in this genre is Killer Contact. From what I've seen, the paranormal investigators are going to look for the ghosts of people like Jack the Ripper and Vlad the Impaler. The only two things they'll find are jack and shit. In the commercial for the show, one guy is trying to bait the ghost into appearing by acting all tough and aggressive. Of course it's easy to do this when there's nothing there. I almost wish Vlad the Impaler would show up, ram a pole up this guy's ass and put this dumb motherfucker on display just to get him to shut the fuck up. No evidence has ever been presented that definitively proves the existence of either ghosts or cryptozooic  creatures.

Defecation, Rotary Oscillators and I

  Why is it whenever the shit hits the fan, I'm the one in its path? The perfect shit storm of bills came together last month and fucked over my financial situation. Hopefully by the 6th things will be back to some semblance of order. In approximately 4 months time, I should be out from under my Discover Card bill and done with Consolidated. Then I'll have an extra $800.00 a month available for other things and I should be able to build up my checking and savings accounts. I might even be able to shunt some money into my PayPal account.