Open Letter to the Universe

  I'm tired of having my insignificance in the grand scheme of things rubbed in my face all the time. The same goes for my inability to attract women. I'm sick of being reminded that my life's not even worth shit. I'm a nobody and I don't matter. I get it. I'm less than nothing. A nonentity. Message received. Now get the fuck off my back. I'll make you a deal. Leave me alone and I'll stay here and wallow in the pathetic mediocrity that is my life. 'Kay? I won't try and be the somebody I know I'm not.

Religious Exemptions

    Hobby Lobby is trying to get a religious exemption in order to avoid providing contraceptives to its employees covered under their insurance plans. They're claiming that just as corporations are considered people when it comes to free speech, they should be considered people when it comes to religious freedom. I disagree. Corporations aren't people. They're collections of people. People with different opinions and religious beliefs. By making them people, they're giving the heads of these corporations the freedom to impose their religious beliefs on their employees. I'm tired of these cocksucking religious zealots ramming their superstitions down everyone's throats. If you're against contraceptives, don't use them. That's your right. But forcing that belief on others is wrong.

More Fox News Bullshit

  The Colbert Report just had a segment on it about how Fox News has people, using multiple identities, respond to anti Fox comments and blog posts. Apparently they don't have any real fans so they need to hire people to pose as fans. Is there no level that they won't stoop to in order to shove their brand of right wing, racist, homophobic, anti Muslim propaganda down viewers' throats? Is their audience truly that stupid? Yup. If these brain dead motherfuckers' skulls get any denser, they'll collapse in on themselves and become black holes. The Ministry of Truth is trying once again to alter history in order to further their ends. 'Nuff said.