Performance Enhancing Drugs

  The moronic jackasses at Fox News have stated that baseball players should be allowed to use performance enhancing drugs and for once, I agree with them. Let them take all the p.e.d.s they want. In fact, they should make it mandatory in all sports. After all, they're paid enormous salaries to play and we should get our fucking money's worth. Especially given the amount of money we have to pay to attend these sporting events. So juice them up with steroids, growth hormones and whatever else is out there and damn the consequences! They clearly have no qualms about using them. They make more than enough money to purchase the best health insurance plans available. Sure they'd be high risk because of all the damage the drugs will do to their bodies, but so what? And if they develop roid rage, we put them down like the vicious animals they've become.