Here are the rants, opinions, musings and myriad insane ramblings of one slightly crazed SubGenius preacher man. Light up a bowl of Frop and stay awhile.
For some time now, conservatives have used the term libtard, a portmanteau of the words liberal and retard, to denigrate those on the Left. To the best of my knowledge, the opposite term, contard, has never been used or used extremely infrequently. We liberals need to use this term more often. Especially now given the shit some of these contards are trying to pull.
That brings us to the subject of this post, the right wing evangelical contard. Ever since Biden and Harris have been declared the winners of this year's election, they've been losing their collective minds. They've been praying for God to strike down those people conspiring against Trump. They can't believe that the majority of the people don't regard Trump as the second coming of Christ. Let's look at a few of these pricks. First up, Kenneth Copeland.
As you can clearly see here, Hyena Boy has a problem with reality. This religious con man thinks that he and his followers can just ignore what just happened. The joke's on you, pal. Whether you like it or not, Trump lost.
Next up, we have Trump's spiritual advisor, Paula White. This cunt goes mental and starts ranting some cult like chant occasionally interspersed with gibberish calling upon angels and whatnot to strike down Trump's enemies.
This member of the right wing lunatic fringe comes across as a female Jim Jones and we all know how well things went at Jonestown. Let's take a more detailed look at on stage mental meltdown.
She acts like she has divine forces at her beck and call. She arrogantly believes that wherever she walks is holy ground. She's clearly delusional and/or a charlatan. And the scary part is people believe her and send her money.
Third on the list is Michele Bachmann. This religious zealot used a member of the House of Representatives. How a woman this off the deep end got elected is beyond me. She's posted a cult like rant similar to Paula White calling upon God to smash the 'jar of delusion' effecting America. I'd be careful about that if I were her. God may interpret 'jar of delusion' as meaning the skull containing your brain and smash that. Here's the video.
Copeland and White are little more than con artists. The reason they love Trump so much is that he caters to their needs. They get their followers to believe that Trump is the Chosen of God so they'll vote for him and he grants them influence in the federal government. They'll try to pass laws in the name of 'religious freedom' that basically give evangelicals the power to shove their religious views down everyone else's throats. They want to be able to get political from the pulpit without sacrificing their tax exempt status. They don't give a shit about anybody else not even their own followers. Bachmann, on the other hand, is little more than a religious dupe. She's far too stupid to realize that people like Copeland and White are just power hungry, money grubbing grifters. She's like the blind little sheeples following these grifters. That's what makes her, and people like her, dangerous. They believe the verbal diarrhea being spewed by the grifters. They believe it with all their heart and soul. And some of them may decide to act on said beliefs. What violence will come from that?
This last video includes some footage from the previous videos as well as footage of other preachers going batshit crazy over Trump's loss. While it's amusing to watch their stupidity, just remember that there are a lot of these people in America and they're just stupid enough to tear this nation apart.
It's now 17 days after the election and Dipshit Donnie still hasn't conceded. His record for winning the lawsuits he's filed is an abysmal 1 win and 15 losses. Poll workers have been receiving death threats from the MAGA maggots. These maggots say they want a fair vote count. This is a lie. The don't want, and have never wanted, a fair election. They want Trump to remain President. Period.
Trump, the MAGA maggots and the spineless, toadying members of the GOP are not patriots, they're traitors and they should be treated as such. Even Fox News, normally avid Trump supporters, have acknowledged Biden's victory Of course other right wing propaganda networks like One America News and Newsmax are still pumping out conspiracy theories to the brain addled MAGA maggots.
Another ploy Trump is trying to exploit is faithless electors. Unfortunately for Trump, the Supreme Court shot that down. So far after all the vote recounting, no states Biden has won have switched to Trump. But the fight is by no means over. Trump is still trying to stop election certification in certain key areas. Until the election is officially certified, the electors can't vote.
Even if the election is officially certified, the MAGA maggots won't be satisfied. They could try to force the outcome they want via violence. And we all know Trump will be right there fanning the flames. Trump doesn't care about America. He only cares about himself. He wants power and will stop at nothing to keep it. He's also making a last minute money grab from his supporters ostensibly to investigate voter fraud although 60% of it is going cover Trump's campaign debts.
We need to certify Biden's victory. Then, on Jan. 20th, throw Dipshit Donnie out of the White House.
After 4 VERY long years, the comedy of errors that was the Trump administration is ending. Joe Biden And Kamala Harris have been officially declared the winners of the 2020 election. Of course Trump, being the narcissistic fuckwad that he is, refuses to concede. He's claiming, sans proof, that he won but was cheated of his rightful victory by a deep state conspiracy consisting of the Democrats, Big Tech and the left wing media. Typical.
He's filed lawsuits in those states where he lost by small margin of votes. During the vote counting process, Trump supporters were chanting for poll workers to "Stop the count." in those areas where Trump was winning but Biden was gaining and "Count the votes." where Biden had the lead but Trump was gaining. Here's a video of one such protest.
The MAGA maggots that told us in 2016 to suck it up and accept the fact that their guy won are now whining like the pathetic little snowflakes they are because the pile of fermented shit they've been huffing for the past 4 years lost. My advice to them is put on your big boy/girl pants and suck it up.
The President and Vice President elect have a long road ahead of them. Which party will control the Senate is still up for grabs. The Democrats need 3 more seats in order to gain control. Right now, it looks like the Democrats will retain control of the House. With both Lindsey Graham and Mitch McConnel being reelected, you know they're going to take every opportunity to undermine the new administration. Biden had to deal with this for 8 years when he served as Obama's Vice President. The other question is how many Republicans will continue to lick the shit out of Trump's fat, orange ass now that he's lost? Maybe they're hoping all the lawsuits will end up in the Supreme Court and the conservative majority will dump the Presidency back into Trump's tiny little hands. That could be why they rammed through Amy Coney Barrett before the election despite the fact that they ignored Obama's nomination of Merrick Garland back in 2016.
Trump has made it clear that he doesn't accept the results of the election and he refuses the commit to a peaceful transfer of power. The MAGA maggots may decide to try to block his removal from office. This could get ugly.
Today is finally Election Day and, hopefully, a certain narcissistic, xenophobic, misogynistic moronic fuckwad of a walking pile of shit to EVER hold the office of President will be kicked out of office. One can only hope. Four more years of this asshole will, in all likelihood, mean four more years of the coronavirus. He's done virtually nothing to stop its spread and his misinformation, along with that of the Fox Propaganda Network, has led to 236,997 deaths in the USA as of this blog post according to ncov2019.live. We need people in our government that listen to the experts and take swift and certain action not some doddering idiot that thinks he knows better than everyone else.
While the current polls are predicting Biden and Harris will win, I'm not celebrating just yet. Our wannabe dictator for life has been trying to undermine this election for now. He's been undermining the USPS in an attempt to stop mail in voting. He's also claimed that absentee ballots are subject to ballad fraud. Some articles state that ballot fraud is rare while this article claims voter fraud is more the rule than the exception. It should be noted that, despite Trump's claims, voter fraud isn't widespread in the US.
Should Trump lose, even if it's by a landslide, I doubt he'll go quietly. He'll whine, bitch, piss and moan about how unfair the system was to him. He'll call upon his sycophantic followers to rise up in possibly violent protests against his removal from office. He'll try every trick in the book to hold on to the Presidency. He may have to be forcibly removed.
My Mom, Dad and I cast our votes early. We requested absentee ballots and filled them out according to the procedure detailed on the instruction sheet. Instead of dropping them in the mail, the ballots were driven over to the proper location and turned in personally. That way we didn't risk them being lost or delayed in the mail system.
I truly want Trump to lose. I want him to get his ass stomped into a mud hole so badly that he'll never be able to sit down again. Trump has said that he might leave the US if he loses. Oh please, let that be so. His loss could bring a legal reckoning against him for some of the shit he's pulled. Right now, being President has protected him from those legal woes. Let's hope that ends too.
