Things I Thought I'd Never See

  The Daily Kos recently posted a few things I thought would never see the light of day. First off, we have one of the Fox News Network's resident propaganda monkeys, Megyn Kelly, actually ripping into former Vice President Dick Cheney regarding Iraq. That clip can be found here. The second involves former Fox News commentator Glenn Beck and televangelist Pat Robertson admitting that liberals were right when they spoke out against invading Iraq. That article can be found here. I thought I'd heard everything when Rev. Robertson came out in favor of making marijuana possession legal. You can find that article here.  It just goes to show that sometimes truly weird shit can actually happen.

Retarded Texas Republicans

  Texas Republicans are proving to the world that they are mentally, spiritually and morally retarded when compared to everyone else. They're advocating a vicious form of pseudoscience called conversion or reparative therapy. This "therapy" is supposed to turn homosexuals into heterosexuals. According to Wikipedia, "Psychologist Douglas Haldeman writes that conversion therapy comprises efforts by mental health professionals and pastoral care providers to convert lesbians and gay men to heterosexuality by techniques including aversive treatments, such as "the application of electric shock to the hands and/or genitals," and "nausea-inducing drugs...administered simultaneously with the presentation of homoerotic stimuli," masturbatory reconditioning, visualization, social skills training, psychoanalytic therapy, and spiritual interventions, such as "prayer and group support and pressure."^{[10]" The Republican Party of Texas, along with Christian Fundamentalists, are proving that religious bigotry is alive and well here in America. While the rest of the country strides into the 21st century, these stultifyingly stupid inbred jack offs are thoroughly mired in the past. Leading the charge for these mental defectives is none other than Rick Perry, Governor of Texas. Check out this article where he compares homosexuality to alcoholism. Anyone that supports someone this chronically fucking stupid clearly is WAY too stupid to be allowed to vote and should be denied said right until their intellectual capacity rises above that of the clinically brain dead.}

Chronically Fucking Stupid People

  There are far too many people that suffer from chronic fucking stupidity. These people persist in believing utter nonsense despite overwhelming scientific data. The two major groups afflicted with C.F.S. are climate change deniers and the whack jobs that refuse to get their kids vaccinated. These fucking moronic dwellers in the shallow end of the gene pool let no amount of legitimate scientific evidence get in the way of them googling misinformation from the internet and then acting like they know everything on the subject in question. I'm here to tell you that you're not experts on these subjects. Please step away from your computers and leave the gathering of scientific data to people that actually understand the science in question. You clearly are far too stupid to understand what you're doing. Stop. Now. I implore you. You've done far too much damage to us as a species. Anyone suffering from these high levels of chronic, willful ignorance and stupidity need to be culled away from the rest of us and killed lest the rest of us get infected with their mental disorder. It's the only way that we as a species can continue to evolve.